Get Thee Behind Me, Santa: An Inexcusably Filthy Children's Time-Travel Farce for Adults Only
Written by phillip andrew bennett low
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"I leaned back in my chair and tried to wash away the uncomplicated flavors of shame, bile, and monkey spit."
It’s December 21st, 2012, and something’s gone terribly wrong with the timeline. Now it’s up to Saint Nicholas, a soft-boiled detective, and an unknown carpenter’s son named Jesus of Nazareth to set things right in this giddily blasphemous collection of literary parodies by internationally touring storyteller phillip andrew bennett low!
This show was recognized as the bestselling show in its venue at the 2018 Kansas City Fringe Festival and selected for a coveted Encore slot.
WARNING: may contain mature language, as well as immature and insensitive humor regarding genitalia, flatulence, regurgitation, sex, drugs, rock and roll, lies, videotape, duct tape, tapeworms, subversion of ethnic stereotypes, fulfilment of ethnic stereotypes, hate culture, rape culture, ape culture, horticulture, and/or a deep reverence for deep irreverence. Not for the faint of heart or stomach.
"...a humorous tale of mayhem, altered histories, drunken angels, and a man in a red suit who carries the fate of the world in his big toy bag...a minefield of private eye cliches, holiday specials, a particularly deft piss-take on Dan Brown novels, and the shattered remains of a fourth wall that never had a chance."
- Kelly Luck,Kansas City Fringe Festival
Check out the comic fantasy novella upon which the show was based!